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Rant: Good Old Bus Drivers

*disclaimer* In no way do I hate bus drivers usually. I think they provide an excellent public service and that they have timelines to adhere to and can’t stop for every joker who can’t make it to the bus stop on time.

But sometimes you just have to be in the right mood to get pissed off at these guys.

The Scene: End of my class. 9:00 at night. Busses don’t flow that regularly. Especially the 95x out to my car.

The Scene: 95x pulls up to the stop. I see it from down the street. I sprint.
95x pulls away from the stop but 50 metres later there’s a red light. He’s on one side of the intersection, I’m on the other trying to get over to the other side.

The Problem: Can’t really make it across…traffic pretty heavy. I wait it out. I wave to the driver. I’m thinking “This guy is going to be one of the nice one’s. He’ll open up his door and pick me up so I don’t have to wait 1/2 hour for the next 95x. It’s the dead of the night here…no one is out here. He can afford the time. ”

The Action: Light turns green, I start running across the street with the bus pass waving in my hand and my eyes meet with his.

He pulls away. This guy had the look of “Oh well, sorry, nothing I can do.”

Bullshit. There is something you can do. Be a human being and let the poor guy on the bus. It’s the middle of the night, not during rush hour.

Like I said before, I know that bus drivers have schedules to keep and sometimes they can’t be bothered to pick up some straggler who is 50 meters away from the bus stop. But let’s be honest here…I was close enough to touch the bus when I locked eyes with him.

I would like to think I would pick up every straggler along the route just so I can create an ethical relationship (that’s a new term I learned last night) between a stranger and myself.

I think we should have a guest interview of Joe’s brother to hear the inside scoop. I bet he’s one of the good ones, but I bet he also has some days where he can’t be bothered to pick up a straggler.

It would be the equivalent to…the guy in the meeting room who always forgets his agenda and you have to share yours with him. Get your own dang agenda boy!

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Memory: Trap-Jaw

I was in class yesterday daydreaming…uhh, I mean taking down some notes and a memory popped into my head.

The memory of my Trap-Jaw He-Man action figure.

Let’s talk about memories for a moment…what the heck causes me to remember something like that? I think that s0mehow our brain is in constant scan mode (like a computer’s hard drive) just to make sure everything is in check and then subconsciously we check on how the scan is going and see what memory it’s analyzing at the time.

I like to document these memories as years from now when I can’t remember anything, at least I can come back and read my blog.

When Dad started working he used to have to go on courses down in Orangeville for awhile…I can’t remember the length of time…I would assume a week’s length.

I remember that one time he brought me back a gift…Trap-Jaw! Awesome! I can’t remember if that was my first He-Man figure, or one of many (oh, I had many! Hey, now I’m even remembering how Dad was building me Snake Mountain on Christmas Day. Snake Mountain was the cool fortress with this micro…scrach that, ECHOphone where you could speak into it and it would sound all ominous), but I remember him bringing it back and thinking he was the coolest. Let’s be honest – the way to a kids heart is buying the kid a gift. I also remember wondering if I would get a gift everytime he went away but for the life of me, I can’t remember if I did. Wait a second…I’m pretty sure I got a fishing rod one time when he came back and was disappointed since I wanted another He-Man action figure.

Ahh…kids. You know, that’s the thing about them. They only appreciate things they really want. The stuff they get that’s a surprise, they don’t see the joy in that. They’re saying “Where the heck is my He-Man action figure?!” Ha ha!

I’m sure one day when I have kids it will open up a new chapter in life with my parents where I’ll be asking them stuff about how to take care of the kid, and should I buy them gifts when I come back home from a trip or am I spoiling them, yada yada yada…being a parent must be insanely crazy. You don’t want the kid to grow up in a bad way, so the only thing you can do is learn from your parents experience. For example, I consider myself a good guy (thank you, thank you. I’m very modest you see) so I’m probably going to look upon what my parents did with me while growing up and apply it to my own children.

Heck, for all I know, they didn’t have a clue on how to raise a kid (what new parent does?) and all I was in an experiment.

Anyhow, I know my parents check out this blog every day now so this post is for you. Thanks for bringing me up (and thanks for that Trap-Jaw action figure Dad!)

Now if only my mom didn’t throw out those Thundercats action figures that have grown to be a hot commodity in this world. 😉

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Kitt

Click here for a hilarious EBay auction put on by our very own Rick Mercer!

Thanks to Pierre for this.

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OLP in Ottawa – May 16

Scotiabank Place – Tuesday May 16. I have no idea how much tix are.

Hmm…I wonder what day my new classes will be in the spring?

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The Summer Road

This summer I don’t anticipate any major trips. There may be one out to Calgary to see Kevin during the Stampede. That would be wild.

But…other than that, nothing much. No real big trips planned. I think I may keep all my holidays locked away in a nice place called ‘Save ’em for Eurotrip 2007!’

But what’s a boy to do when stuck in the province for the summer? Well well well…the Sam Roberts Band is on tour. What better way to ring in the summer with a road trip (maximum 400 km drive) to anywhere they play? Hell yeah!

That’s going to be my goal this summer. Lucas and I had this thought of trying to hit up a town festival every Friday and Saturday during the summer. We think it’s possible to find some kind of festival going on each and every weekend in Ontario. You know the ones I’m talking about…BeefFest, Carp Fair, Lumberjack…every town has one, you just have to find it!

Most of you are laughing at me right now because there’s still freakin’ snow on the ground everywhere and I’m thinking about summer.

Guess what – summer is in the air my friends. I can SMELL it. Patios will be open soon enough and times will be good once again.

Embrace it.

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Swim the White Sea

I was gung ho to start swimming again today (after a hiatus of…oh…8 months?). I even bought myself a new gym bag so it can carry my school books and my big towel.

Speaking about gym bags – $60 at Sports Experts, $9 at The Bay.

Come on…what does the Sports Experts bag do differently? Sure it may be configured differently and the pockets may have some super duper sealant so your dirty socks don’t stink outside of the bag…but please. I am insulted by the mere notion that anyone would spend that much on a gym bag. It’s a BAG.

Anyhow, I get home last night after class, start packing up the new gym bag, but I hit the stumbling block.

Does anyone know where my swimming trunks went? That would be swell if you could let me know. Thanks!

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Crazy Dream

I had this wild dream right before I woke this morning where Philipp, Carrie and other friends were on some sort of bus/train in Europe and Philipp was sitting a few seats up in front of me with Carrie. In front of Philipp were some Mexicans who randomly pull out a high powered rifle and then shoot some guy eating at a bistro. Then we’re all quiet because we don’t want them to see us and shoot us (let’s get real here…we’re on a bus!) but Philipp comes back to me when everyone is about to get off the bus and says “This is why I don’t like the world anymore.” and then we walk quietly away but then they see us and start slowly walking towards us. That’s when I woke up all crazy.

Holy moly, dreams are crazy.

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New Blog to Check Out

http://likearubberball.blogspot.com/

Well…you know you’ve hit the big leagues when you make it onto my side menu as one of the blogs I read!

What can I say about Kevin? I haven’t actually met the guy before (as far as I know!) but he works with James and I started noticing his great comments concerning all things Apple, technology and music. Heck, for awhile I thought someone was playiing a prank on me and set up my clone’s blog!

Anyhow, it’s at the point where I say “Hmm…I wonder what Kevin has to say today” so that’s an automatic side menu entry right there.

Congrats on making the cut Kevin! Too bad Matt is about to get cut any day now for putting up non-interesting sporadic entries. 😉 He’s not cut out for this sort of thing.

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Frame This!

Saturday afternoon for 8 hours brought me into Alex’s basement to frame up some walls.

I have never done such a thing so I was anxious to learn as I will be attempting to do so with my own basement eventually.

I must say it was cool to see something come together! Duncan, Alex and I ended up having a pretty good system going after awhile and it went smoothly until the end of it all in the last hour where something went horribly awry and we had to rip out a few boards.

I must also say that Duncan has a natural talent for this sort of thing. Whereas my brain was going to mush at some points trying to figure out measurements and whatnot, he had a clear head for this sort of thing. He did work in a lumber yard for quite a few years so I’m assuming he got some of this knowlege from there. If you ever need help on construction, call Duncan over!

What’s the greatest thing in the world right now? The H0me Depot Rental Centre. Soooo convenient. Especially if you don’t own a ramset.

I’ll be managing my time wisely for the next month to help out Alex with his renovations. Between that and school, I don’t think there’ll be much time for anything else. Sorry Vero!

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Gaming Recap

Hey, what’s the weekend without a few games or four?

Friday night, we played some charades which was fun. It was made up charades so the pieces of paper had some interesting things to act out. My personal fave was Duncan acting out an Imperial Star Destroyer.

Saturday night, we played Scattergories over at James and Ferda’s castle. They were having a games night which consisted of Mexican Dominoes, Mario Party, Scattergories…and I think they were ending Cranium when we walked in. We got there super late due to the work being done on Alex’s place. Not a big deal though. I got to see the people I wanted to see (aka everybody!) and Vero and I won at Scattergories. We are the champs. I can actually say that no one can beat us.
However, when talking about champs, Joelle claimed that she was the reigning Monolopy Queen which I scoffed so we set up a challenge.

Sunday afternoon brought on Monopoly where Joelle was the first one out. Granted, I didn’t do well either. I think a Joelle Vs. Palmer competition is what is needed to determine the true champ.