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12 Days of Christmas: Day 4

Our good friend Sara (now in the East Coast!) writes in her thoughts about Christmas. Also, she gives me a crazy picture of a cat in a Santa hat which is awesome. I managed to use my mad Photoshop skills to add her to the picture.

What is your favourite thing about Christmas?
It’s hard to say what my one favourite thing is, but I do love the constant radio play of the 80s “Do they know it’s Christmas”…and I love booze and Christmas lights!

What’s your least favourite thing about Christmas?
I totally hate the constant radio play of “The little Drummer Boy”…I mean the whole story of the song is that this poor little boy can only afford the gift of his drumming for the baby Jesus, that’s ridiculous! If I was Mary, I would’ve told that kid to screw off with playing loud drums around a baby! I mean the kid isn’t even playing an awesome drum solo, just pa rum pum pum pum, LAME!! Also, each year my love for Bowie subsides a little when I hear his version of the song with Bing Crosby, and that depresses me.

What’s better? The Christmas Story or National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation? Why?
Dude, The Christmas Story is totally the best holiday movie of all time! I mean the sexy leg lamp and the ridiculous bunny suit are the stuff of comic legend. Here’s one of my favourite quotes:

Mr. Parker: He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny.
Mother: He does not!
Mr. Parker: He does too, he looks like a pink nightmare!

What’s your favourite drink during the holiday season?
Umm that would be eggnog I guess. See, I drink almost all types of alcohol all year round, and this is the only drink that comes out at Christmas.

What should Vero get Palmer for Christmas?
I think Vero should get you a copy of the LP soundtrack for Star Wars signed by George Lucas, that would be sweet!

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