Maren just brought up the fact that she loves the Internet.
I wonder how it was back in the day of office work without the Internet? I thought that maybe people just chatted a lot more.
Then she wondered if they would spend a lot of their time smoking.
Wait a second…is there a correlation between the decline in smokers and the advent of the Internet in ’95? Whoa…the Internet has been around for 11 years (yeah yeah, we all know it’s from the 60s, but this guy didn’t have it until ’95.)
I was in the washroom this morning at another Gov’t building and noticed that they really lacked sufficient toilets for all of us.
That got me wondering who determines how many urinals and toilets are to be placed into a public washroom?
There must be some scientific stat like x amount of people = y amount of toilets.
Who has this information? I want to request more toilets and I need formulas to demonstrate!
The Scene: I enter the house and Mike says “Man, I heard some crazy news from back home about you. People are saying you are engaged!”
Wha?
Dana calls Mike asking if I’m engaged. Turns out Dana saw Jen in town and she said I was engaged. Jen said she heard from her mom. Jen’s mom works at the optometrist that my mom goes to.
Boom. Somehow Mom has been saying I am engaged.
I decide to phone her.
After much laughter we realize that either Jen’s mom, or Jen TOTALLY mixed up the fact that I have a girlfriend.
MEN, heed my warning! Don’t even say you have a girlfriend! People may think you’re engaged!
The funniest part of this story is when Mom says “Congrats on your engagement!” over the phone and I hear Dad in the background saying “What? Ryan’s engaged?”. HA!