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Review: Land of the Dead

Last night after volleyball, Mike and I watched Land of the Dead which is the fourth film in George Romero’s Dead series.

I was pretty excited to see this film as I had only see the other three parts and the third one was made in 1985. 20 years later, I’m sure a zombie film can be beefed up immensely with the aid of something I like to call the ‘puter.

When we last left the Dead, they had infiltrated an army bunker where some scientists and army types were hanging out trying to figure out how to get out of this mess.

Fast forward to sometime in the future where the Dead seem to run rampant around the countryside (if not the world, although it sounds like Canada fared well during these times. Go Canada!) and humans rarely go outside of their barricaded cities. However, with any civilization, someone at the top has to screw it up for all of us (read: Bush) and so the rich live in luxury, while the poor live in the dregs.

As for the Dead, they happen to evolve during this movie – learn how to use crude tools to get to a goal, learn to communicate together, etc. It was interesting to wonder if they’ll make it so the Dead actually become human again over time. That would be wild.

There as an interesting part of the movie where they used fireworks to make the Dead stare up into the sky so the humans could go about their adventures since the Dead didn’t even bother with them while there were some cool lights in the sky. I read how Robert Epert compared this to the shock and awe tactics used by the Bush Administration. Interesting. What’s also interesting is the fact that the Dead finally realize the fireworks mean nothing and keep on doing their zombie thing; eating people and wreaking havoc. Take that!

Also read on the Internet (I’m just cribbing a bunch of this stuff from the Wikipedia entry) is that George Romero stated that the movie was a statement on the current Bush administration. Wild.

My favourite part was when they cut to some underground gambling/bar/general human mayhem establishment and the humans were paying money to get their picture taken with two chained up zombies. NO WAY! That hit home as to how humans can ignore the actual danger that’s out there by making a mockery of it. Fast fact: I missed it, but it turns out that the two chained up zombies for the picture taking were none other than the two guys from Shaun of the Dead. I want to see the movie again just to catch that!

I give this 5 bloody killings out of 5 because I thought the idea portrayed in the film were excellent, the zombie mayhem was coolness (and they realize they can breathe (do zombies breathe?) in the water!) and overall, I would say the best of the series (next to the original of course).

One day, I’ll have to check out the remakes of Dawn and Day, but for now, I’ve filled my zombie quota for the month.

Thanks to Marc-Bernard for lending us this flick!

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Review: The Next Karate Kid

Awhile back I had picked up the Karate Kid box set for the sole reason of watching The Karate Kid. Heck, you can’t go wrong with picking up the second one also.

I had never seen The Next Karate Kid which did away with Daniel-san and introduced Hilary Swank as Julie-san.

Overall, I would put this film at par with Karate Kid Part III which wasn’t the best film in the series. I enjoyed the humourous elements of pitting Mr. Miyagi with a girl instead of a boy but other than that, it was your run of the mill ‘coming of age’ story. Heck, there wasn’t even a tournament of some sorts! Where’s the Cobra Khans? All they had is some lame-ass security force at a freakin’ high school (who had a bunch of high school students who were security detail? We sure didn’t have that in Kapuskasing!) run by some old-timer war vet with a chip on his shoulder. I always like it when you see these dudes run around and say “Finish him.” to the students after a brawl and the students are thinking “Wha???” and I’m also thinking “Wha??? Is this Mortal Kombat?”

I give this 2 karate kicks out of 5.

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Woops?

D’oh, what happened to my website? It’s all messed up now.

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BUS PASS FOUND!!!

Awesome! In a few hours I was about to hand in my security badge form and get a new card and spend $25 to get a new bus pass.

But, the heavens heard my cry and my stuff was found! I just have to pick it up tonight.

The only downfall is that I had to pay $20 in Bus Tickets in the past week. Ah well.

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Zep

Friday brought the parents into town where I took them to the Mer Bleue bog as well as around the town to various stores. We also hit up J.P.’s Chip Stand at the Canadian Tire parking lot on Merivale Road. Mike and I saw on the news that this was voted the #1 stand in town. I will admit that it was a good meal, but I can’t say they were the super-ultra-best fries I’ve ever tasted. But they are yummy. So don’t be scared to check this place out! Although GJs chip stand outside the Canadian Tire on 10th Line is just as good. What’s with all the chip stands outside of Canadian Tire?

A funny observation was how it was a beautiful 25 degrees on Friday, and my parents thought it was killer with the humidity, whereas I felt comfortable. I can remember first moving to the city thinking I would die during the summer…I suppose the human body can adapt over time. I would imagine this is the case for people who live in humid climates (Hello Uncle Gerry!).

Saturday brought forth a late afternoon beach trip to Constance Bay. I remember spending countless days during the Summer of ’01 basking in the sun. It’s a fair trek outside of town, but heck, you make up what you lose in distance with the massive amounts of beach available to you.

I ended up seeing Shawn from Kapuskasing there which was a surprise. I had not seen him for a few years and he has sure put on the muscle! I didn’t think a human body could put on that much mass! He hangs out there regularly so I may see him in the future.

Alex enjoyed his Captain Hat that Mike, Vero and I picked up for him for his birthday. This was hell to find in town. Who would have thought that it would be so hard to find a freakin’ cap’n hat? We then went out on the boat for a rip around the bay while Vero, Philipp and Alex attempted to wakeboard. It is too bad that Philipp couldn’t manage to get himself up but I have a feeling that it was due to the fact that the bindings were a size 1 and his feet were a size 20 (or at least that’s what my estimates were). His feet were hurting him pretty bad later in the night. Ouch!

We then headed to the homestead and played some Mario Party (who’s the winner? BOOYA. I am the king) and had some pizza. Feeling pretty tired, I bailed on any further festivities of the night and left their place.

Fall Television is soon starting up so I binged on Grey’s Anatomy on Sunday afternoon as it was pissing rain all day outside. It was one of those days were you were thankful for the blanket and a couch to curl up on. I also watched a biography of Led Zeppelin which was kind of lame (lame as in there wasn’t anything really new to see), although they had this excellent part where after the Beatles broke up, George Harrison wanted to see Led Zeppelin perform and the following conversation took place:

G. Harrison: “Well, what time should I get there?”
Tour Manager: “From the beginning, definitely!”
G. Harrison: “Hmm…well, when’s the intermission?”
Tour Manager: “There’s no intermission.”
G. Harrison: “But it starts at 8:00!”
Tour Manager: “That’s right! They play from 8:00 until 10:30 some nights!”
G. Harrison: “When the Beatles used to perform, we would be slotted to play for 20 minutes and speed through it to play for 15 minutes and that was it!”

I found that amusing as I couldn’t imagine paying good money to see someone perform for 15 minutes. It almost sounds like the Beatles were more about the experience of seeing The Beatles whereas Led Zeppelin was all about the music.

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Event Coordination Needed?

Attention, attention!

My friend Dana is looking for a job as a full time event coordinator. No, we’re not talking about the Francophone Corn Roast of ’06, we’re talking about an honest to goodness job planning some event! As far as I know, she managed to pull off the Kapuskasing Lumberjack Festival, so what can’t she do?

If you faithful readers out there have any leads into this realm, drop a line!

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Travelr

Something I’m working on…here.

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Motivational Posters

I can see a slew of Christmas gifts being generated with this thing!

Check out the Motivator to create your own poster!

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Champion of Star Wars Trivia!

Some may call us geeks, I call myself the champ.

A welcome surprise came from Claude last week when he realized that we never finished off Star Wars Trivia from last December because we were all busy.

Here I was thinking I was champ of the world, but had not finished off the year of trivia!

With six months of wins under my belt I felt reassured that my months of reading the New Jedi Order would fuel my brain for the final month of questions so that I would emerge victorious.

I did. Booya.

Thanks to Claude and Benoit who have given me some good times over the past year with some great Star Wars trivia games at lunch! To all those who were there for the contests, we’re sorry you couldn’t participate but you wouldn’t even know what planet Chewbacca is from.

I can now retire from being a geek for the past year and go back to talking about cool things like cars, women and playing cards.

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Lost!

What a crappy deal this morning. I lost my ID badge AND my bus pass on the bus somewhere. I’m pretty sure I know exactly when it was lost…I had put my iPod in my pocket and it was a tight squeeze (we all know Palmer loves the tight pants because the ladies like the tight pants) and then I had taken it out once I found a seat. I bet my badge is lodge in between a seat somewhere on the bus. Argh! That’s even worse than just dropping it because someone would be gracious enough to throw it into a mailbox somewhere.

There’s always balance in life and I suppose the balance was created this morning when I found Ferda’s ID badge that she had lost at my house months ago. One ID badge found, one gets lost.