“And on the seventh day God ended his work which He had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which He had made. And God blessed the seventh day, and sanctified it; because that in it he had rested from all his work which God created and made“ (Gen. 2:2-3).
And on this seventh day as God rested, he looked around and said “I am hungry.” and he created lunch meat for his killer sandwich. We’re talking five layers of good lunch meat.
Then years later, Moses came around and produced the Fifteen Commandments, and the eleventh one stated:
“Thou shall not throw out your roommate’s lunch meat while you are throwing out thine own. Especially if you proclaim to thyself “Huh, I don’t remember buying ham.” Very especially if you don’t even open the package to give it the smell test.”
The results of breaking this rule may have your roommate having to go out to buy some more lunch meat for his lunch in the morning. This involves going out in the cold bitter night after not only a hard day of work, but a hard day of class and then he has to sit in his freakin’ cold car and it only warms up by the time you pull into the driveway. On the bright side, the car was warm when I had to go back out to get some lunch meat. There is always a silver lining people.
Let this be a lesson Michael. 😉
iplaying: Everyday I have The Blues – B.B. King – 1949-1966 King of the Blues