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Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?

I’m not one for the new fangled TV game shows but when I stumbled upon this gem, I figured I should tune in. I told myself “Self, no matter how bad it is, keep watching so you can give a good review to your faithful readers.”

After trying to change the channel 32 times, I managed to watch the entire episode and have to say that I cringed. I CRINGED. It is an awful, awful show for the sheer dumbness which was Latisha.

My favourite question that she got wrong is the following:

Question: What country has the longest border ajoining to the USA?

Latisha: OH Man, this is a tough one. Hmm, well, argh…hmmm…well there are two countries, Mexico and Canada. I’m thinking Canada, no wait…Mexico because I keep hearing about the border all the time. Yeah, that’s a good call…Mexico must have the longest border. Final Answer.

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY IN THIS LAND, HOW CAN THERE BE PEOPLE THIS DUMB?

Anyhow, I think I’m a little dumber after watching the show. Don’t waste your time. REALLY. This is a Public Service Announcement for your Health.

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Poifect Day

I had what some may refer to as a perfect day yesterday. It started off right with a bagel run with Krista in the morning. She then passed me her 90s mix compilation CD which was an excellent mix as it pulled #1 hits from Billboard. Niiice.

Then I get back upstairs to find out that the document I’ve been working on for the past 2 years has been approved! Bonus! I am pretty stoked. With this document being approved, it paves the way for future endeavors which I got a surprising lead on yesterday after lunch. Stay tuned to hear where Palmer may end up soon!

Then, what does Vero have cooking for supper? Steak! Awwww yeah! You can’t go wrong.

Then I get 76% on my mid-term from Media Ethics. While there are a few points that I would care to argue about, I can’t deny that 76% is an alright mark by my standards.

Really, nothing went wrong yesterday. Which leads me to believe that today will be hell. 😉