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Holiday Gift Guide – For No One in Particular

Seeing that it’s the Friday before Christmas, I’m sure there are a few of you out there that are looking for gifts for the loved ones.  I figured I would throw out a few items that I’ve seen over the past few weeks that I thought were top notch gift ideas.  Granted, a few of these may be slightly geared towards me, but there are a few out there that I just thought someone would enjoy.

(For some reason I can’t seem to upload photos to the site anymore.  I have a feeling that I am over the limit of storage so you’ll have to just click on the links for more information.)

The Dark Knight (2 Disc Edition, if not the Blu-Ray edition!) – Hey, if you haven’t seen the new Batman film, it’s pretty good.  Christopher Nolan really did a bang-up job with this film.  So why don’t you cozy up next to the fireplace and watch it this holiday season?  Plus, don’t skimp out and get the single disc edition…take a look at the documentaries that are included!  There are bound to be a few good ones outlining the cool stuntwork they performed (word has it that not many were in the realm of CGI as they new it would be presented in IMAX format and…CGI just isn’t good enough yet to look realistic in that format!).  I notice a lot of DVDs are now coming with bonus digital copies.  They better not be charging us extra for something we can do on our own on a computer!
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Marvel Chronicles – For $30 you can pick up the history of Marvel Comics!  Beauty!  It’s a year by year account of what happened in the world of Marvel Comics.  I wonder what they’ll say about the period of the late 90s where everything fell apart?
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Pearl Jam Ten Box Set – This is definitely a splurge item for the Pearl Jam fans.  For $140 (hopefully it will drop in price by the time it hits store in March!), you can get the super-deluxe box set of the re-release of Ten, their first album.  This is the kickoff product for their 20th Anniversary re-release series of albums.  This thing has everything…a DVD of their MTV Unplugged concert, a vinyl copy of a concert, a cassette tape of the original demo that Eddie Vedder sent to the band…collectable memorabilia, blah blah blah, read the info if you’re interested.  It’s a steep price but it’s a pretty awesome gift!  Doesn’t get released until March though!
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Ticketmaster Gift Card – Both Maureen and the Losiers picked this up for me last year for Christmas and I thought it was one of the more original ideas out there for a concert-goer.  Who doesn’t want to save a little money on these super expensive concerts nowadays?  Case in point – Fleetwood Mac in Ottawa – $150 for Floor, 100L and 200L?  No thanks!  This gift is super and it’s super customized to the concert going crowd.  Word to the wise though…unfortunately, in Ottawa it was kind of hard to use because all events at the Scotiabank Place run outside of Ticketmaster’s jurisdiction.  I did get to use it for my Smashing Pumpkins concerts in Toronto though so I was happy to see it put to great use!

Additional RAM for the Computer/Laptop – RAM is dirt cheap nowadays.  Seriously.  I think I got a 2GB stick of RAM from Futureshop for my Macbook for $30 a few months ago.  You can’t go wrong with throwing this into the stocking and speeding up a loved one’s computer.  All you need to do is sneak a peek at what the model number of the motherboard is and I’m sure the Internet can help you out from there.

Books about Places you Live – I have always been in search of books concerning Kapuskasing.  Vero ended up picking me up a book about the railray which was built up through Northern Ontario which (from the first chapter I’ve read) seems to be an interesting tale.  She also found me a neat little booklet on Ottawa that was written back in the 1960s I believe.  It’s always nice to know a little history about places you live, or places you wish to live.  Seek out a nice book about the area!  I’m sure it will be an interesting read.  For all the Gaspesians reading this entry, don’t forget to look into acquiring a copy of Nanny Ruth’s book on how life was in the old days of living in Gaspe.  It’s quite the interesting read.

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Majel Barrett-Roddenberry Passes Away

No way!  Lwaxana Troi!  I never knew much about Ms. Barrett-Roddenberry other than she played Deana Troi’s mother in Star Trek: The Next Generation.  It wasn’t until I emersed myself in some Star Trek lore that I found out that she provides the computer voice for the Enterprise, she used to play a nurse in the Original Series AND she was married to the creator of all creators, Gene Roddenberry!

It’s a sad day for Trek fans.

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Holiday Buying Guide: TVs

In response to Uncle Gary’s request for information on the television set, here’s some scoop on it.

First off, the link to the television set in question:
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At the time of purchase, it was down to $699.

As for the whole 1080p vs. 780 business…here’s what I know and I am definitely not well versed in this subject matter so I’m sure there will be a few of you piping in with your comments.

1080 vs. 780.  It’s all about resolution baby.  Think of your computer and how you can change the resolution size.  Well, you can buy the best of the best and have up to 1080 or you can get the second best which is 780.  I saw both of them side by side and I saw a slight difference.  But if you had one on its own in my living room, they would still be both awesome.

So…what can take advantage of this high resolution?  Can you simply plug your TV cable into it and have an amazing picture?

In a word…no.  The only thing that the Best Buy guy said could take advantage of the 1080 output is a Blu-Ray player.  Even if you subscribe to a High-Definition TV or Satellite package, they currently only output at 780.  As for video games/computer hook-ups, I have no idea.  Maybe they do take advantage of it.  I guess this HD box that Uncle Gary mentioned that you can hook up to your computer to playback HD movies would probably take advantage of it.  Wow, I can only imagine the size of an HD movie that you would download!  What would that be?  30GB?  That’s insane!  Better off borrowing someone’s Blu-Ray disc of The Dark Knight and making a copy! (if that’s even possible.  I’m sure it is.)

So we asked Krista the following:
“Will you be buying HD TV anytime soon?”  No.
“Will you be buying a Blu-Ray player anytime soon?”  No.

So really, it’s kind of useless to spend the extra hundreds of dollars to get yourself a 1080 TV at this point in the game if you aren’t even going to take advantage of it.  Sure, there’s the future to think about, but by the time you want to get a new TV in the future, I’m sure 1080 will be a thing of the past anyhow!  Buy for the now people!

So that’s that.  A last note for people looking into buying a TV over the holidays.  Krista just called Rogers to see if they could upgrade her current digital cable box to a HD cable box.  Not only did they say yes, but they asked if she wanted to sign up for a VIP package which gave her a discount over the next six months (which equals to $20 less on her cable bill each month!) and after the six months is up, there will only be an additional $5 on her cable bill.  How the heck did she manage to pull that off?!  She said it got her an additional 200 channels and a few of them would be in HD (as well as a bunch of others that are starting to be shown in HD anyhow…)

In the end, it looks like a great time to pick up a HD big-ass TV in the near future if you’ve been looking for one.  I really enjoy her 40″ TV and I can only imagine how playing Rad Racer would be on it.  There is also a sweet hookup in the back of the TV to plug in your computer so I guess that’s another way to play HD movies directly from your computer.  I’m not sure what this ‘box’ that Uncle Gary speaks about is all about.  I’m sure he can post a link in the comments section.

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Worst G.I. Joe Vehicles

Thanks to Miguel on the Wolfshack for posting this hilarious link to the past (oy!  Zelda reference!)

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-20-stupidest-gi-joe-vehicles-ever/

I had the hydro-foil and I believe Nanny Ruth was stopped at the airport x-ray machine because of the gun turrets.

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Bruises and Lazer Tag

You probably don’t know it already, but I am now residing at Vero’s place for the time being as the city buses are on strike and I don’t think I want to drive two hours to work each day.  Luckily there is a shuttle that goes from one building to my work building and it’s only down the street from her place.

On Monday night, when we got home, we decided to head out to do a little Christmas shopping and as soon as I stepped down from her apartment my ass fell out from under me and I took a header down the stairs!  Bump, bump, bump I went!  I lay at the bottom of the stairs still and tell Vero I’m alright but I sure as hell was pretty sore!  I laid there for a moment or two while my half exposed back was sticking to the ice on the ground.  Man, my ass took quite the bump on the way down!

Two days later, I feel quite sore when I go to sit down.  Last night I checked out the bruise and this thing black.  Blacker than black.  It was like Samuel L. Jackson black!  Vero was so surprised to see how black it was that she had to do a double take.  It’s quite amusing, yet I’m disappointed I can’t show it off!  I’m sure everyone is cheering right now for the fact that I’m not showing it off.

Last night Krista drove the both of us from work to head over to her boyfriend’s Ben’s place.  I dig Ben as he enjoys the same things in life…computers, sci-fi, comics…I managed to borrow a slew of trade paperbacks to read over the holidays.  I must admit one thing…trade paperbacks are so much easier to lend out.  They’re a book!  Whereas if I wanted to lend out my comics, I would have to pass them 10 odd comics in bags and boards instead of a nice little book to read.

We then headed towards Krista’s place with the goal of heading to Best Buy to pick up a new television for her as her’s was broken.  We also had convinced her to go all out and get a 40″ TV.  But the traffic was horrendous on our way there and we figured it would only get worse so we made the right decision in veering off the path and heading to her place for some supper.

After supper, Krista and I had exchanged some gifts.  I got the sweetest gift of all…a Lazer Tag set!  The story behind the Lazer Tag set is this…ever since I was a kid, I wanted a Lazer Tag set.  It was the coolest gift ever to get.  I still remember coming back after Christmas holidays at Eastview Public School and showing off our gifts and there was Jason Townson with his Lazer Tag set.  I still recall making a pact with Mom and Dad that if on my sixteenth birthday, if I had not already got a set, that I would get a set.  Now, I seem to remember talking to my parents about this a few years ago and they have no idea what I’m talking about.

So Krista decided that it was time I had my own lazer tag set.  It is pretty cool.  We didn’t get it working as the thing takes a gazillion batteries (when will the solar powered toys become the norm?  3008?) but one of them was working so I ran around with this thing making lazer sounds.  It’s pretty slick.

After the gift exchange we decided enough was enough and we headed to Best Buy.  I must admit my knowledge on new-age televisions is very limited…high definition, contrast ratio, LCD, DLP, Plasma…I know not these things.  But we knew what looked good, and what looked good was a Samsung 40″ LCD screen which was $100 off this week.  Unfortunately there was none on the shelf but we asked anyways and lo and behold, a truck had literally unloaded a pallet full of them!  The TV was ours!

Luckily Mike had his truck so we drove back to Krista’s place (where, unfortunately, he got a parking ticket) and set up the TV.  It was quite simple to set up and I must admit it is looking quite sweet in her living room.  I had thought that the regular television channels looked quite wonky on other people’s TV sets but this one looked great.  We watched the Grinch and then headed home for the night.

Thanks to Krista for the tacos and the good times!

iplaying: Not For You – Pearl Jam (Live at the Gorge 2005)

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2008 Annual Christmas Party

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(more pictures to come I’m sure…)

Vero and I awoke quite late on Saturday morning after her party and cleaned up the place.  I knew we would be sluggish during the day so I phoned Mike to let him know that we would showing up quite late to the house for preparing for the Christmas party.  He was in the process of cleaning up the place, God bless his partying soul.

We headed towards Quebec to pick up some beer.  You know, picking up beer over there is a wild card experience as they have rotating sales so you can’t get a fixed sale price on certain beer.  Case in point, Rob wanted us to pick up some Coors Light for him thinking it would be $20 a case but in the end with tax and deposit and no real sale, it came out to $33 a case.  Is it cheaper than Ontario?  Sure, by a few bucks.  But you have to look out for the deals like how Blue Light was on sale for $20.

We also picked up 90% of the items needed for the night and trekked out to Orleans.  It was around 4PM when we rolled into the house and the house was looking fantastic.  The Christmas cheer was in the air as we set up the liquor table, wrapped some gifts and watched A Christmas Story.  Mike and I then headed to the liquor store and Wal-Mart to print of some pictures.  I had acquired a bulletin board awhile back which I left in my bathroom.  On it are pictures for different events.  For example, Vero’s birthday party has adorned it for the past few months.  I decided to print off a bunch of pictures from yesteryear and put it onto this bulletin board for everyone to peruse.  Maybe by next year’s fifth annual party, I’ll have gathered up everyone’s photos to make a slide show.

When we returned, we had a little something to eat and around 8PM people started trickling in.  I believe James and Ferda were the first to arrive and Mark and Carleigh were close behind them.  Keeping in mind that Carleigh took a tumble down the stairs last year, we had put caution tape up on the doorway to the basement as well as threw up a mattress at the bottom of the stairs just in case.  She had a good laugh at that.

Within the next hour the party exploded with a number of people showing up with gifts for the exchange, treats to munch on and all-around good Christmas spirit.  Vero had taken some nice hors d’oeuvres from the oven and was passing them out to the masses.

When Mike and Mel came into the party, they had this HUGE box with them and they passed it to me.  I proceeded to open it up and found the most unlikely of gifts, but the most likely to be the coolest gift ever received…a Jason Voorhees (of Friday the 13th fame) statue!  I was flabbergasted.  I didn’t know what to say.  Turns out that back in the summer, there was an auction to support a family who’s daughter was sick and they saw it and figured I would enjoy it.  They figured right!  It was amazing!  I had a good laugh at Mike’s tale of how I showed up at the auction and he thought “Oh no, how am I going to hide this?!” and he had to scoot out to the car.  Thank you very much Mike and Mel for this beautiful gift.  He was a great addition to the food table as he held up the candy canes with his machete.  I think I showed every at the party the new addition to our family.  This statue is huge!

The night became a whirlwind of people entering the house and drinks being poured.  Christmas music was blaring, ugly sweaters abound, all was good in the house.

Around 11PM people were getting antsy to get the main events going so we started up the trivia challenge.  It took awhile to get everyone quieted down as there was the biggest turnout yet at the party.  With Mike’s friends, Vero’s friends, the addition of my own work friends…I would say there were close to sixty people in this place.  At one point it was hard to navigate from room to room!  With everyone quieted down I talked about how nice it was to have everyone under one roof before everyone went their separate ways for the holidays.  As a man who doesn’t have a whole lot of family around the Ottawa area, it’s nice to see my ‘other’ family get together for a little celebration.

The trivia challenge started with the taking back of the trophy from the women.  Let me say that the trivia challenge was quite crazy at one point and there were a few times were Vero and I were starting to feel bad.  We really thought that a few people were slighted (including one of Mike’s friends who exited the game after I asked him to hand in his iPhone!).  It is good to know that afterward, many people have told me that it was all in good fun and each team is there to have fun and yell at each other.  I had forgotten about this aspect of the game and had started to take it personally.  Clearly I am a fool and next year, I won’t let it bother me as much!  Let the cheating allegations continue!

Vero had a great idea of introducing challenges into the trivia questions so every few questions we interrupted the question period to introduce a team challenge.
Human Wrapping – Each time received a roll of scotch tape and a roll of wrapping paper and had to wrap up one person of the team.  At one point they started adding various items from the room onto the wrapped bodies (beer bottles, C3PO heads) so I gave the teams a few extra moments to add whatever they wanted to make the gift look amazing.  In the end Vero and I chose the men as the winning team.  I personally enjoyed their touch of beer bottles and the C3PO head, as well as a male member sticking outside the wrapping paper.  Vero didn’t really care for the robot head but she agreed it was a decent wrapping job.  I appreciated the women taping a picture of Vero and I onto their own wrapped human though.  That almost won the challenge for them!
Untangling the Buhr Christmas Lights – Rob had a bunch of Christmas lights that we tied in knots (ala the Griswold lights) and each team had to untangle them.  Men were victorious once again!  Rob was wondering if the teams could get bonus points if we helped him hang them up at his house!
Eggnog Chugging – After the trivia questions were done, the women were trailing by two points.  We decided that there would be one final challenge and it would be worth three points which would allow the women the chance to win the trophy for two years in a row.  Eggnog Chugging!  Each team is given a quart of eggnog and by any means they wish, they must drink it.  We moved this challenge to the garage not knowing what it would amount to.  I believe there may be some video footage of it as well.  Mike’s friend Andre took up the starting position with a few backups behind him and Duncan’s girlfriend Kristen took up the women’s starting position with a few backups.  The race was on and they were drinking it like there was no tomorrow!  The moments ticked by and we all wondered who would emerge victorious.  At one point Kristen needed to pass it off (a valiant effort by her) but the men’s team kept going and lo and behold, Andre drank the entire thing by himself and secured the men’s victory for 2008!  It was a glorious moment (however both Andre and Kristen were found in a coma-like state shortly afterward!) and we made sure the women knew about it.  😉  We had some good pictures of the men taken as well as remembering to get a group shot of everyone at the party as I had forgotten to get one the year before.

The gift exchange went by swimmingly with Matt and Vero handling the details.  I must admit I wasn’t paying a whole lot of attention to it as Krista and Ben had made an appearance and there were others that were not taking part so I felt the need to play the host and chat with them.  This wasn’t a bad thing considering I pulled out the bottle of Scotch for Steve and I.

The night ended with us saying goodbye to many a friend, and Vero realized she hadn’t given out her door prizes so she gave them to all the people leaving the party at the end.  I opened up Trish’s gift to me which was a killer gift…she had cross-stitched Legend of Zelda video game characters and framed it!  What a unique and awesome gift!  I think I shall bring it to work.  A few stragglers were spending the night and I had hit the wall of needing slumber so I retired to bed for the night.

We have had quite the few rave reviews about this year’s Christmas party.  It was probably the best yet and I can only say that it’s because we have the best friends showing up to these things and bringing forth the holiday cheer.  I don’t even know how we’ll top this year’s party next year.  It’s always nice to throw in a few new things, but it’s hard to think of ideas! We’re glad everyone had a grand old time and can’t wait for next year!  Remember, second Saturday in December!

If anyone can get some pictures to me, that would be swell.  I didn’t take any.

Highlights of the night:
– At one point, I got a phone call from another Vero.  Thinking it was Vero’s friend Vero (whaaa?), I explained the directions to the house (which was surprisingly hard as I had forgotten the street names to my place!) and I went to the bottom of the driveway to meet her.  At the same time, Mike, Vince, Vero and Naomi showed up and I said “Wow, what good timing on your part as I’m waiting for my other friend!”.  They parked, I helped them inside and then I headed back out when I saw Dave and Stephen pull up.  I said I was the valet service for the night!  I thought it was really strange that Vero had not shown up yet as she had just called from turning onto my street and she was nowhere to be seen in at least five minutes.  Then I clued in that all this time, I was talking to Vero from the first car that showed up!  I couldn’t believe I had been waiting for some non-existant person to show up!
– Vince and company from my work showed up in great sweater style and he ended up taking the prize for ugliest sweater of the night!  He walked away with Trish’s new Christmas album “I’ll Be Having a Blues Christmas” which had a hilarious photoshoot a month ago.  Vince was not impressed that there was no actual CD in the case but I managed to snag it from the stereo before he left.
– Asking Mike (from work) to mix me a drink and when I got it I had no qualms about saying how weak it was.  “Buddy, could you have put any more mix into this drink?”.  We all had a good laugh.
– Men winning the trivia challenge (once again!  Victory!)

Notes for Next Year (these came in quite handy while planning this years):
– It was a good idea to buy some hot appetizers (aka sausage rolls, little random pastries).  They were gobbled up and are a good foil to the sweets which are brought.  Perhaps if we are ambitious next year we can make some chili for people?
– Always remember the group picture.
– One jug of cider is clearly enough.  We bought four quarts of eggnog and two were used in the competition and two were left over.  However, I don’t think anyone knew there was eggnog in the house so that’s our own fault for not advertising it.
– The rye took a bit hit at the party next year.  A 40 oz was enough for the night.
– Gift exchange with non-alcohol related gifts is still a good idea.  Sure, a few sneak in, but at least it’s not all alcohol based!  Best gift of the night was by far the Playmates over the Years book.  That was slick.  Was that Matt who brought that?
– Challenges seemed to be a very welcome addition to the trivia challenge.  It was a good laugh and got people moving.  Eggnog didn’t become a mess at all.  Think of new ones to add next year.
– Go easy on the people with the iPhones.  It was very nice of Karilee and Matt to allow the confiscation of theirs, but at the same time, it’s pretty hard to find an answer to something in the time the hourglass falls anyhow!  They were good sports though.
– Maybe find a few other Christmas movies next year.  The He-Man christmas special was on TV and it was a great laugh.
– I hope future-self is in good health again this year.  Dang, you look good!  Signed: Past-self.

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Vero and Mel’s Christmas Party

On Friday after surviving a day at work with a headache, I headed back to Vero’s apartment where another Christmas party was going to happen that night.  I had a nap before the thing started up and perused the munchies strewn about.  I did also end up finding National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation in French on the TV so I put that on and had a good chuckle.

Vero’s friends started strolling in sometime after 8PM.  It was nice to see Simon and Vero, Marie-Claude and J-F again.  I also got to meet John who just got engaged to Chantelle the night before.  That was quite the exciting event for the ladies as their screams were heard throughout the night.

We settled in around Christmas Vacation, had a few drinks and had some excellent food.  Mike ended up showing up for the festivities as well which was highly convenient for me as I had forgotten my gift for the gift exchange at home!  There was also a mystery gift waiting outside on the deck so we all wondered what needed to be refrigerated.

The gift exchange started and the first gift to be opened was the one from the outside deck which was from J-F.  Keep in mind at this point that the ‘theme’ of the gift exchange were sex themed.  So the first gift ended up being a box of oysters!  I had a good laugh at this!  The rest of the gifts were run-of-the-mill items although I must admit that mine was quite original.  I will speak of this gift after Christmas as I picked up a few for other friends and family to have a good laugh.

The rest of the night was spent chatting and at one point the gentlemen went to Vero’s room to watch some great YouTube videos from the likes of Lonely Island, Katt Williams, Dave Chappelle and others.  It was quite hilarious and I must admit I don’t visit Youtube that often but it has everything you ever wanted.  I also like how they offer an HD feed nowadays.  This is stellar for people like me with wide screen monitors.  Now you won’t get the grainy videos from YouTube anymore if someone has uploaded them into HD.

After a few people left, I was entertained by some of the girls dancing to the likes of Backstreet Boys and singing Celine Dion, while J-F and I answered trivia about movies and he showed me how to play Space Oddity by David Bowie on the guitar.

A great party had by all and I thank Vero and Mel for organizing such a spectacular bash.

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Christmas Party Tomorrow!



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Heck yeah.

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Army News Christmas Party

Thursday night brought Vero and I to Minglewood’s for the Army News Christmas party.  I was excited to go and meet all her colleagues that I have heard so much about.  I was also wondering how this civilian would fare amongst Army types.  Would I have to speak in military time?

When we arrived, they indicated that there was a hired van service to bring us home if we so choose to use it.  I asked if he could bring us to Toronto and when he scoffed I admitted that I only wished to go to Montreal for the night.  He thought that was more reasonable.

The buffet was already in full swing so I met a few people and then we sat down with some great food (the roast beef was top notch!) and the company was great at the table.

The party got into the swing of things once a blooper reel was shown which was quite hilarious.  Keep in mind that a lot of footage is caught in an average day at work in the news world so there’s sure to be some hilarious moments.  My favourite moment was when Marco was walking down the hallway and tripped.

The rest of the night descended into a haze of beer, music and dancing.  I chatted it up with Marco and his wife for most of the night and then went dancing with Robert, Luc and Vero for the remainder of the night.  We headed home after midnight which was a little rough on this chap who woke up at 6:30AM the next morning.

It was great to meet the folks at Army News and I guess I passed the test.  Comments like “Best civ I’ve ever met” were heard amongst the halls!

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Happy Birthday Maureen!



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Let us not forget one of the greater people on this planet…me! Uh…I mean my sister Maureen!

It is her birthday today. She is twenty-eight years old and let’s look a few of her accomplishments in the past year (that I know about):

– She got her driver’s license!
– She smoked a moose driving back from Timmins in a car that she could drive because of a driver’s license!
– She got a cool job at the veterinarian’s office! She gets to help animals!
– She gets to clean up animal mess!
– She moved into an awesome apartment!
– She moved in with John!
– She got her brother to help her with the move! Score!

And that’s that. That’s all I know about Maureen in the past year. Personally, I feel like those are some pretty sweet accomplishments compared to most people. Maybe she will even vote 2008 as her best year ever! Who knows? Perhaps we need her to do a guest spot to answer these highly sought after answers.

Well, have a great birthday Maureen! Let’s all leave her some great comments on her birthday, shall we? Even if you don’t know her, she deserves that at least.