I didn’t think it was possible but I feel quite normal on this Monday, post daylight savings time.
I think I figured out how to do it.
Step 1 – Go out with friends on Saturday night.
Step 2 – Proceed to drink.
Step 3 – Continue to drink until 4am.
Step 4 – Sleep for five hours, wake up, feel quite tired. Perhaps even hungover.
Step 5 – Have a nap when your kid goes for a nap in the afternoon.
Step 6 – Go to bed at normal time that night.
Step 7 – Wake up on Monday morning and think “Wow, I feel surprisingly awake. What happened?”
Maybe Tuesday it will hit me hard?