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Setting Up The Guitar

Well, I believe it has finally hit that point in my life where it’s time to get my guitar ‘set-up’.

There seems to be a buzzing sound while playing the Epiphone acoustic (of Troy fame) and it is probably due to myself upgrading from custom lite strings to medium gauge. I have never got my guitars set-up, where they check the intonation and Lord knows what else, but have heard that you should get this done every once in awhile.

It is around $50-$60 so clearly I wouldn’t even think of getting this done regularly…but considering there’s a problem, it’s a must.

But you know never know…after I get it done, I may be so impressed with the work that I’ll decide to get one guitar set-up each year. A small expense out of the life of a guitar.

I should actually get my Yamaha acoustic set up as it’s been nearly 10 years since I’ve had that beast and nothing has been done to it. However, I must admit that I have never played it since I bought the Epi off of Troy and it’s currently in the hands of others who wish to learn guitar.

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This morning I was driving to work listening to The Bear’s Brain Buster challenge (a trivia challenge by the local radio station). Now, some questions are hard, but some are super easy.

The Bear: “How many syllables in the word ‘basketball’?
(silence)
The Bear: “Uhh…Debby? Are you still there?”
Debby: “Yes…uh….seven?”
The Bear: “Wrong.”

Ok, so here I am thinking that radio stations should have automatic ejection questions where if you get a certain question (like the one above) wrong, then you automatically lose. Or, at the very least, become the next contestant on ‘Are you Smarter than a 5th Grader?”

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Weekend Ahoy!

So the rest of the weekend was a beaut also as I crashed at Carrie’s pad and managed to snag Alex’s empty bed for the night. It was flippin’ sweet. His duvet is amazing.

Me: “Man, this thing is amazing!”
Sven: “Yeah but it hurts your back after awhile.”
Carrie/Me: “Huh? The duvet hurts your back?”
Sven: “Oh! I thought you were talking about the mattress which is soft!”

After a swell breakfast and a viewing of FUBAR, I popped a Tylenol and headed home for a shower and then headed back out to Vero’s place to go to a hockey game with her family.

Her dad had just picked up this swell GPS unit so we punched in the address for the Hull Arena and off we went. I was very impressed by the GPS technology, especially since it talks to you. I had seen this 2 years ago in Germany but had heard through the grapevine that it had entered the North American shores.

The game was a decent one. I must admit that I was a little tired, but no worries. A little popcorn and some good times kept me awake. After the game we grabbed some pizza and hung out for a bit and then I retired home for the night. Hitting the sack around 10:00 (not forgetting to bump the time up by an hour) I slumbered until I could hear the snow melting the next morning.

Sunday was one of those perfect days where you realize that the winter is coming to an end. +8 degrees, snow is melting, the roads are filthy, but heck, you feel good. I headed over to Eric’s to see his parents and we just sat outside all day with a beer in our hands. Even if the wind cut through you like a knife through margarine, there was still the hot sun to keep us going.

I played a bit of Path of Neo which is the Matrix video game where you control Neo through the entire series. Cool! He picked it up for $10. I will have to try it out someday soon.

Also had some excellent meatloaf by Annie and then headed home where I hung up my new Sam Roberts poster/concert ticket/photo/setlist craft/frame/picture that I assembled and played some guitar.

All in all, a supoib weekend was had. I like weekends where I don’t have to think about school or work or anything at all!

Eric and I have this ambitious idea of doing one thing around the house each year. So we’re going to check out Home Depot and see what courses they have to offer on the weekends.

Ideally I would like to prepare the house for eventual sale (like 5 years down the road, if not longer) so I figure I would start out with laying some ceramic tile in the kitchen. Perhaps the bathroom? Either way, we should go get the skills to do so first and then we can tackle the job.

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Top 3

Friday night brought some fun with friends as Philipp came into town with Sven and two new faces – Morat and Karine (sp?) from Germany and Brazil respectively. The night started off great with me heading home, having a good meal, watching some James Bond and then heading out to Vero’s place to drop off an air mattress and visit her family as they were in town for the weekend.

After a quick chat, I picked up Trish and we headed over to Carrie’s place for a few brewskis. I knew we were in for a good night considering the moment I stepped in the door, Philipp requested that I tell my famous “I can’t speak German” story which took place on the beaches of Hamburg in which I proclaimed “I can’t speak German.” to a fellow at the bar. Anyhow, if you don’t know the story, remind me to tell you in person. It’s much more animated.

I met Morat and Karine who were lovely people and after gabbing for a bit and checking out the status of Alex and Holly’s game of Settlers of Cataan, we headed out to the legendary Heart and Crown. After waiting a good 20 minutes in line, we entered a semi-packed bar – always a laugh when the bars have a lineup for a half-packed place. Guys, you are the Heart and Crown. You don’t have to try and look popular, you ARE popular!

Unfortunately, the band in the back were not the rocking style which we were hoping for and the crowd wasn’t really hopping. We then decided to head out to the front part; even though it’s smaller, there was a better band and we managed to get a table.

Highlights from this portion of the night:
– Sven trying to pick up the coat check girl. He even gives her a tip since she is complaining its cold downstairs.
– A random guy talking about spilling his beer and I mention he’s drinking a KilKenny which then prompted him to say “I cannot complain about my spilled beer when I am in the presence of a beer guru.”

At one point, Karine said she wanted to dance so I say we should go up to the front. She doesn’t follow along so I stand there admiring the band for a bit and then I notice a few girls dancing right next to me. Then one of them hip-checks me and I glance over and think “Hmm…alright, she wants me to dance.” So I keep my eyes forward towards the band and just start dancing and all that is going through my mind is “Well, how do I tell this girl that I have a girlfriend and if she’s interested in me (well, let’s be honest here, I am a Palmer) that it’s no dice for her.” So I’m contemplating how to approach this and I finally turn to her to tell her about Vero and then lo and behold, it was Karine all that time! Ha ha, we had a good laugh. Afterwards I told her what I was thinking and she laughed as she thought I just really didn’t want to dance as I wasn’t even looking at her! Ah, good times.

All in all, it wasn’t the most amazing time I’ve had at the Heart and Crown, but the bar is what you make of it with friends so we all had a good time. I must admit I found something ‘off’ about the beer, did anyone else? It wasn’t sitting well in the stomach.

After the Heart and Crown, Morat, Carrie and Karine hop into a cab as they do not want to go to the Schwarma Nazi for a bite to eat. Sven, Philipp and I are standing there waiting for a taxi when I say the legendary words of the night “”Do you guys want some food or do you guys want some fun”?”

This brought us in the taxi and on our way into Gatineau where the clubs are open for an extra hour of fun. This increased our party level to the nth degree as any spontaneous activity usually does!

Highlights from this portion of the night:
– Sven trying to pick up the coat check girl. He says “Bon soir” to her at the end of the night thinking that will seal the deal. Yes Sven, saying “Good Night” to anyone entices them to say “Hey, wait a second, here’s my phone number!”
– Myself proclaiming “We’re going to the best club in Ottawa!” where Sven and Philipp burst into laughter considering we were in a taxi heading towards Gatineau.
– Some girl sitting next to us who had this incredulous look on her face anytime Sven and Philipp started speaking German to each other.
– The same girl doing some crazy antics near the end of the night.

After we were done in Gatineau, we headed outside where a cop car was waiting in which someone proclaimed “Palmer, that’s not the cab!”. Good thing I didn’t hop into that car!

We then headed to our favourite schwarma house in town – Marroush, Home of the Schwarma Nazi (much like the Soup Nazi from Seinfeld). I could write a book on the adventures we have had at Marroush, but will save them for another time.

So we stroll into Marroush around 3:30 in the morning and there aren’t that many people there (understandably) but there is the Schwarma Nazi dancing around the place like a madman and schmoozing with the ladies in the establishment. He was definitely high on something and we just decided to head to the counter and order our meal. Then the Schwarma Nazi has a moment of clarity, looks at me and says “I recognize you.”

Now, I can honestly say that I’ve been to Marroush quite a few times, but I wouldn’t say it’s enough to be recognized. I would say I’ve only been there three times in the past year. So this was a surprise and all of us were impressed.

But then he mentions he has a picture of me. Lo and behold, he pulls out a stack of photographs of various patrons of his establishment over the years (including some risqué female shots…I’m telling you, this man is a dirty old man) and in the middle of the stack is a photo of myself, Larisa and Alex from 5 years ago when we went to the Schwarma Nazi after a Hallowe’een party!

Well we laughed! We couldn’t believe that out of nowhere, he pulls out a photo from 5 years ago! It was incredible!

In all honesty, I knew what he was going to pull out but didn’t tell the guys at the time so it could create a great moment. It turns out that 5 years ago, Alex and I went into Marroush about a month after the Hallowe’en party and the same exact thing happened and he gave us the picture. So this time around, it was the double of the same picture. I was still surprised that he had a copy of the picture however. I think I am going to return the one he gave us on Saturday morning so he has a permanent record of me being there.

As we ate our schwarma outside, there was this guy who was very stoned who comes up to us and says:

“Hey guys, do you have a cigarette?”
“No, sorry. We don’t smoke.”
“Well, how about 2 bucks?” – Where we are thinking that this guy is crazy.
Philipp says “Well, no we don’t have 2 bucks but I’ll give you a bite of my schwarma!”
“Wow, really? Thanks, this is great! (chomp, chomp). Alright, well I have to get going and find my identical twin brother.”
Three minutes later he turns around and heads towards us.
“Hey guys, do you have a cigarette?”
“No, sorry.”
“2 Bucks?”
Then we start laughing as this MUST be his identical twin brother! We ignore him and he trails off into the night.

Then we arrive home and head to the basement so we don’t wake up anyone and have a nightcap.

At the end of the night Philipp proclaims “Top 3, this night is definitely in the Top 3.”

I couldn’t agree more.

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Review: The Black Donnellys

I checked out The Black Donnellys last night after hearing some hype and not to mention the debacle with the Arcade Fire refusing to have Rebellion (Lies) appear in the final minutes of the show. I figured I should see what this show is about.

Well, I wasn’t disappointed. I enjoy a good mob story and this has its roots in it – the Irish vs. the Italians. Now THAT’S a story.

The show follows the four Donnelly brothers and how they all differ from one another but are brothers nonetheless and stick together no matter what. You find out that Jimmy gets into trouble all the time whereas Tommy is the good brother – the one who is going to university. Then the other two brothers are there and…well I don’t know what they do yet. They are supporting characters so far.

So they are the Irish side of the equation. But then you have the Italian side of the neighbourhood who (of course) don’t really care for the Irish ruling part of the neighbourhood so there’s always people going back and forth trying to keep the peace.

Anyhow, something goes wrong with the peace and basically…well, hey you can watch it for yourself.

This was an excellent pilot episode. It gives a taste of all the characters so you automatically know who you are interested in the most and it sets up the story for the remainder of the season (if not the series). Much like how the first episode of Voyager has them being whisked off away from home and they have to spend the whole series trying to find a way back.

For those of you who watched the show (no, I won’t spoil anything here) but the Arcade Fire’s song was to happen where Snow Patrol’s Eyes Open occurs at the end of the show. Supposedly you can go on Youtube and watch the Arcade Fire version. I hear it flows better. I enjoy Eyes Open as a song but can see why Rebellion would have been a better fit.

Anyhow, that’s that. Catch this show. Heck, even my Dad had heard about it and asked if I had watched it. Clearly this is an indication that it’s getting some street cred.

Hey, while we’re at it, why don’t I run down my list of shows I’m watching right now and see if you agree with what’s going on? I was talking about this very topic with the boys and girls at lunch.

– Heroes: Pretty well my fave show of the year. Awesome plot of course and hey, it involves superheroes. You can’t go wrong. It isn’t slowing down.
– Prison Break: I still enjoy the show even though it’s taken a 180 degree spin from the original premise of the show (aka breaking out of a prison). I still enjoy the story though. Reminds me of a high scale version of The Fugitive.
– Lost: I must admit that the third season is starting off VERY SLOW. However, now that it’s back on the air for a straight run I think it will be a killer season. I personally enjoyed Season 2 more than Season 1 as it opened up the story quite a bit. I can only imagine this will happen in Season 3. Prediction: Lost will end by Season 4. They don’t want to pull another Alias.
– Smallville: Honestly, this show just keeps giving. Season 5 was kind of a letdown, but Season 6 is killer. They introduced the Green Arrow who could stand on his own as a series (at one point I thought I WAS watching the Green Arrow show) and have some good developments with Lex Luthor. This is the year of Lex and we’ll see him shine as the bad-guy he is supposed to be.
– Greys Anatomy: I still enjoy the show and cannot complain about too much. It isn’t overly amazing to me, but it isn’t overly bad either. I enjoy watching it. That’s what counts.

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Roll up the Mystery

I don’t drink coffee. So I don’t really partake in the Roll up The Rim contest, although I think it is pretty swell when my co-workers win a donut.

I started thinking about the whole process and would be interested in knowing the formula which occurs for the contest. Help me out with some facts people.

Some random thoughts concerning the RUTR process:
– I’m assuming if they have ‘x’ number of winning cups, then the manufacturing plant just creates them in a batch. “Alright boys, let’s now print the 10,000 iPod Nano cup run.” Then they have a stack of winning cups.

But what happens after that? Is it a random sort order, or is there a formula as to how many prizes a province should get? “Alright, Yukon gets two iPod nanos, BC gets 9,998!”

Or is it split up evenly? Or (heaven forbid) there is actually a larger formula than that which incorporates past winning provinces and decides to shift the winners to another province. That would be an interesting formula to see. So if Ontario was the big winner last year, then chances are, it isn’t happening this year.

Then one has to think if they release all the winning cups into circulation within Week #1. Or do they release only 20% so people get interested in the contest and then they ramp up the winners by the end of the contest.

What we need here is an interview with a Tim Horton’s representative.

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Paging the Doctor

Huzzah! (thanks for the great expression Trish!) I just booked an appointment with the doctor out in Orleans.

While this may not be a big deal to some of you folks out there, it is to me as I have yet to acquire a doctor in Ottawa and I feel that it’s time that I buckle down and get whatever tests a doctor feels I need at this point in my life.

After the fiasco which was ‘I was too healthy’ to have a doctor, I had given up hope for some time. I think I was kick-started back into action when Mindy passed away from cancer and thought I should get a check-up once in awhile. On the plus side, it also doesn’t hurt that this will get Vero’s nagging to stop. ;-P

Anyhow, I called and they booked me in for May 31. I must admit that this sounds a little extreme but perhaps that is the world we live in nowadays. Perhaps it’s only for new patients also. Either way, I feel fine now so there is no rush on my end to actually meet the doctor.

I had a laugh when the receptionist was indicating how the first meeting is just to get your history and whatnot which set the alarm bells off and I asked if there was a chance that the doctor would deny me for being too healthy (as the previous one did). We had a good laugh at this comment but I didn’t want to be leaving work for another mess-up of a doctor appointment.

So, faithful readers, what should one look for in their first appointment? I am not going for anything specific so I’m assuming that I would want to set out that I want to have a family doctor so I get can get annual checkups as well as to acquire one in case I one day wish to start a family (well after 15 years from now, that’s a fer sure).

Any other thoughts as to what I should be asking the doctor? Should I be looking for references or anything? I’m pretty easy-going as long as he isn’t Doctor Nick.

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Review: Neon Bible – Arcade Fire

Let’s backtrack. The Arcade Fire’s Funeral album is amazing.

Let’s get back to the present. Neon Bible is the Arcade Fire’s second full-length release and the world is anticipating what they have to offer. The Arcade Fire has shot to super-stardom and we’re proud to say they are from Montreal.

I have given the album a few quick listens and am impressed with the album, but must admit that it doesn’t have nearly as many tracks that are dedicated to the frantic change in tempo of songs that Funeral had. This was one of the things I fell in love with. Am I disappointed? Heck no. I’ve only given it a few listens and am not denouncing it. I think a few more close listens will let me know if this album is worthy of the Arcade Fire monicker. Does that sentence even make sense? They made the album, it’s their music, so I suppose it IS worthy!

I enjoy the direction they took with recording some old church organs and going to Budapest for cheap labour orchestras and choirs. I’ll have to remember that when I want some on my album. Budapest – the cheap route for good music.

Of more interest is the production stories surrounding an album, like how Neon Bible was recorded out of a church that the Arcade Fire purchased and made their home for a year. They constructed bedrooms, had a cook and lived in Nowheresville, Quebec for a year to record the album. Everything (except for one track) was recorded on old-school analog tapes. A rare feat in these times where digital is the way to go.

All in all, it’s a decent album so far and I am excited to see them live in Montreal with Mike.

I’ve also realized that it’s kind of silly to write a review of an album before really getting a good listen to it. 😉

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Framers Ahoy!

As per Ferda’s everlasting information on being a smart shopper, I heard through the grapevine that the frames I purchased at Michael’s a few weeks back were on sale for $15. With my receipts in hand I managed to score $20 back from my purchases! Can’t go wrong!

At the same time I picked up my Pearl Jam poster which I had custom framed. I must admit it looks pretty slick. I spent last night hanging up the majority of my art prints all over the house but have yet to find an ultimate spot for this poster. It isn’t a large picture so it is kind of waste if I put it on a large wall. I think Vero will have to help us out on this decision.

Today marks an excellent music day as there are new releases from the Arcade Fire, Finger Eleven AND a Megadeth DVD – all for $9.99. I find it intriguing that a lot of music DVDs nowadays are so cheap, whereas a 2 hour film with a bonus disc of commentaries go for $30 usually (unless it’s on extreme sale).

While I can see paying $10 for a movie, I can’t see paying an extra $10-$20 for the bonus disc that comes with it. Just doesn’t make sense. Rarely do I buy DVDs when they come out – I wait until I find a previously viewed copy somewhere. An exception could be made in cases such as the Casino Royale DVD coming out next week. Can’t go wrong with grabbing a new Bond DVD. But the others? Meh. Wait it out, get the disc elsewhere.

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Review: Ray’s Reptile Farm

One of the cooler events of the weekend occurred when Eric and I brought his two nephews – Alex and Mathieu, out to Ray’s Reptile Farm. Eric had been to it before but I had not so I figured it was a good time to go and check it out.

Note: I haven’t been hanging around kids all that much in the last few years but I just realized how they are in the car. Feelings of car-sickness, ‘are we there yet?’ and wanting to go for some fast food was the entire ride. Mom and Dad, I’m sorry for my youth. 😉

All kidding aside, they weren’t bad at all, and were cool to hang around with.

When we get to the reptile farm, Eric graciously pays my way in and we check out the wares. I must admit it was pretty cool considering I haven’t seen 75% of these animals in real life before. They had giant turtles, snakes, tarantulas (!!!), crocs and alligators. Very cool! So after meandering around for 20 minutes, you are asked to go back to this room where they have a presentation and someone brings out actual reptiles for us to hold.

The first such creature was some flying squirrel that just wouldn’t stay still so she had to bring it back into its cage. Nothing exciting there.

Then she brought out this rose coloured tarantula. Eric was the only one who held the spider in his hand as both his nephews and I were deathly afraid of tarantulas. I had more reason to be afraid after something spooked the spider and it enabled its defense mechanism on the handler. Supposedly it shot out hairs from its body all over the womans arms and neck and then she was itching profusely. Not a deadly touch, but an annoying one, nonetheless.

Then she brought out this huge snake that wrapped around her body. The kids gathered round and held the snake up – I would say it was at least 3 meters long. I felt it’s skin. Pretty rough actually. Never touched snake skin before.

Oh yeah, I can’t forget the giant turtle they brought out. He started walking towards the exit and Eric yelled out “Quick, he’s getting away!” We all had a great laugh at that.

There was a break of 15 minutes so we meandered around the souvenir shop where we heard someone ask if they had seen (mumble mumble, couldn’t catch the name of the species) because one had escaped. Eric and I just looked at each other and wondered what adventure we were getting ourselves into. Visions of one of the nephews wrestling a crocodile came to mind.

When we returned to the presentation, they had a feeding demonstration. They had some toads eat cockroaches which was neat in the fact that they told us how toads don’t have throats so when something is in its mouth, they use their eyes to push the food down into their stomach. Coolness!

Then there were snakes eating mice. Nothing exciting there.

Then he brought us to the Nile Crocodile where he fed some rats to them. Overall, I was semi-impressed as he jumped in the air for one of them, but the handler mentioned that they are usually more hungry than this and are just getting used to the new cage. He also mentioned how the Nile Crocodile (or perhaps all crocs?) are the only reptile who actively pursue mammals. So if you were going for a swim at the same time every morning, it would be smart enough to detect the pattern and attack you one morning. Insane! He also mentioned how alligators don’t attack humans. There have been 18 reported cases of injuries in the past 65 years and they usually deal with people who are making movements above the water so the alligator thinks “Hey, what’s that?”, takes a chomp out of the arm and then realizes it’s nothing it’s interested in. Granted, it still sucks for the guy who lost an arm but it’s good to know that alligators are our friends (generally).

All in all, I was impressed with the reptile farm and would recommend it to anyone who wants an fun activity to do during a morning/afternoon. Eric said the last time they went, the giant python ate a whole (dead) chicken. Now THAT would have been cool.

Two very enthusiastic thumbs up for Ray’s Reptile Farm.