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Who’s Da Man?

I’m allowed to gloat on this blog, so I will at this point forward.

I took my French language test (both reading and writing) and scored big time on it. Bonjour, je parle french.

I am stoked. I did better than expected. The results are good for 5 years.

Granted, I made the BARE minimum to get into the levels I did, but at least I know where I stand and I can prepare accordingly in 5 years time when I have to renew them (aka, not a week before the test. It wasn’t my fault! They booked it and gave me a week to study!)

I’m having a good feeling about this upcoming weekend. I’m on a total high right now and all I can think about is Danny and Carol coming over and a few beer being drank. Insert those angels singing, insert good times to be had…heck, the Heart and Crown may have to be in order this weekend.

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Trivia: The Archies

Some random trivia I stumbled upon last night while updating my MP3s.

I came across the song ‘Sugar Sugar’ a hit from 1969 – Billboard Chart #1 with a bullet.

So…the song is by The Archies. No problem, I just need the album artwork for my list and I’m on my way.

What’s this? I find out that The Archies are in fact a fictional band made up of the Archie characters we all love – Betty, Veronica, Archie, Jughead and Reggie! What the heck?! I never knew this! I mean, they appear in the comics all the time, but I thought it was just part of the story!

Turns out that the fictional band made some musical numbers for their animated series (which is stellar by the way. Go watch it!) and Sugar Sugar made it to the top of the Billboard – a first for a fictional band!

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I am a knob.

Mike’s MP3 player is on the fritz. The headphones don’t really work on it. So he’s been looking at getting an iPod.

So, me in my wisdom say “Pass that thing to me, I’ll fix it!” and apply some pressure to the headphone jack. After some wiggling the thing works! Yay!

Then after trying to reposition it, I hear a snap, and the thing goes into the player. Surprisingly, the thing is still working, but my genius self decides to pull out the headphones to see if I can fix it and the piece falls into the void which is the MP3 player.

I feel stupid. I feel bad. I know that he was going to get rid of it anyway in a few weeks, but now he’s out of music for a weeks until he gets an iPod.

Lesson Learned: Don’t let me mess with your stuff.

update: I am loaning him the money to buy an iPod. It’s the least I can do.

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Congrats to Vero…once again!


Congrats go out to Vero who got a role in the play she auditioned for! In other words, she came in FIRST. Yeah! She’s like Rocky!

I have no real idea what this play is about but I have found out that she plays an imaginary friend of someone. Ha! I sometimes wonder if I’m imagining her myself!

I will let you all know when she is performing, although the play is most likely in French. As she reads this I am sure that she will be calling me saying “Whoa, whoa whoa…no one should be invited to this thing!”

My only response is this…public play baby.

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The Science of the Internet

Maren just brought up the fact that she loves the Internet.

I wonder how it was back in the day of office work without the Internet? I thought that maybe people just chatted a lot more.

Then she wondered if they would spend a lot of their time smoking.

Wait a second…is there a correlation between the decline in smokers and the advent of the Internet in ’95? Whoa…the Internet has been around for 11 years (yeah yeah, we all know it’s from the 60s, but this guy didn’t have it until ’95.)

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The Science of Public Washrooms

I was in the washroom this morning at another Gov’t building and noticed that they really lacked sufficient toilets for all of us.

That got me wondering who determines how many urinals and toilets are to be placed into a public washroom?

There must be some scientific stat like x amount of people = y amount of toilets.

Who has this information? I want to request more toilets and I need formulas to demonstrate!

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Sorry, the engagement is off.

The Scene: I enter the house and Mike says “Man, I heard some crazy news from back home about you. People are saying you are engaged!”

Wha?

Dana calls Mike asking if I’m engaged. Turns out Dana saw Jen in town and she said I was engaged. Jen said she heard from her mom. Jen’s mom works at the optometrist that my mom goes to.

Boom. Somehow Mom has been saying I am engaged.

I decide to phone her.

After much laughter we realize that either Jen’s mom, or Jen TOTALLY mixed up the fact that I have a girlfriend.

MEN, heed my warning! Don’t even say you have a girlfriend! People may think you’re engaged!

The funniest part of this story is when Mom says “Congrats on your engagement!” over the phone and I hear Dad in the background saying “What? Ryan’s engaged?”. HA!

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Review: Turkish Star Wars

“Don’t watch this alone…or sober!” – Warning Label on the Copy at Suspect Video – Queen Street West, Toronto.

I hadn’t seen the warning label before watching this on Friday night, but luckily, with Carrie, Vero and I arriving in Toronto, we were definitely not alone, and definitely not sober while watching this.

What can I say about Turkish Star Wars? If all Turkish films are like this, I’m moving there. The blatant rip-offs of Star Wars special effects, as well as the super-cheese martial arts moves (how the heck does he jump into the air like that? Oh yes…a trampoline!), and characters who have costumes which appear like something out of a bad Hallowe’en party; add to the amazing film which is known in the Western World as Turkish Star Wars.

I was thinking that there would be Star Wars references (read: rip-offs) throughout the entire film. It starts out with footage of all the space battles from Star Wars (aka, the X-Wings fighting the Death Star) for about 10 minutes and then…that’s it. The rest of the movie deals with the two pilots who have crash landed on a planet which somehow looks like Turkey. I’m only guessing at this because I’ve never been to Turkey. But it had deserts. I think Turkey has deserts.

Much hilarity ensues and we had some great laughs at this movie. I would also like to point out that the guy in the movie must be pretty popular because we were watching Lost and Found: Volume 7 the next day and saw some clips of him kicking ass Turkish style in it.

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Toronto Trip!

This weekend starts off what is more commonly known as the Month of Partying.

Ottawa is home to Winterlude which usually has visitors every weekend…I don’t mind at all, but I always remember by the end of the month I do enjoy a nice relaxing weekend!

We are starting February off with a bang with Carrie, Vero and I heading to Toronto this weekend for Katie’s birthday and the return of Crystal from Bermuda. It will be good times and I predict a viewing of Turkish Star Wars will occur. Have no fear Ottawaites! We will have our own Turkish Star Wars night!

Thought of the Day (taken from my Literature Class): The greatest known paradox is when someone says this phrase: “I never lie.”

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New Bond Sucks

Boy, Daniel Craig looks like a sad, sad man who is supposed to fill in James Bond’s shoes.

May I go out on a limb and say that the new Bond film will suck as much as when Timothy Dalton came in and make Bond all ‘rogue’?

Come on. No gadgets, no Q (or R…)…back to the basics Bond.

You know what? Prequels are cool and all, but not when it involves Bond being nothing like we are used to.

I read Casino Royale and it turned me off of Bond actually because it was nothing like the Bond we know and love. Supposedly he becomes this man appears AFTER Casino Royale.

No Welcomes to you Mr. Bond.