Johnny Loves Trish

Joke heard on the radio: How much does a pirates ear piercings cost?

So last night I discovered a great lesson learned…don’t try and set up your new stereo when the tech stores are closed. I had Eric rush over to buy speaker wire which ended up being thicker than my toe, and then we realized that I need an optical cable for my DVD player. Needless to say, our mission to hook up the stereo ended swiftly. I spent the rest of the night sifting through the many acquisitions I made after helping Carrie move out on Saturday. I may or may not own 50 forks now. At least I don’t have to eat a sausage out of a tupperware bowl like last week. Dishes are divine.

Answer: A bucaneer!