NEWS FLASH!!!

This morning brings one of the more funny headlines that I’ve seen in awhile.

“Lavigne ate junk food before wedding”
From here.

Heaven forbid! Now, I know what you’re all thinking. “Ryan, why the heck would I care about this?”

That’s a good point! In fact, I’m here to tell you that every inconsequential detail of your life is relevant to SOMEONE out there.

I would like to start my own online news strip with headlines of my friends and family that would be a shocker for sure, such as:
“Ryan eats bagel before starting his work day!”
“Moustache – Day 8 – Coming Along Fine!”
“Chicken is flipped, not once, but twice in Palmer BBQ last night!!! Shocking photos inside!”