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Things I’ve learned two days into parental leave

My parental leave started yesterday when Vero went back to work.  So far she is able to work from home which is great!  I have Sierra and Ezra to take care of when she’s working so it’s a handful.  Not going to lie, I have been looking forward to nap time in the afternoons.

Here’s some important lessons I’ve learned so far:

  • When the baby is screaming at you when you’re putting on his coat, it’s probably because his finger is caught and is so far backwards on his hand that it looks like it’s broken.
  • When putting a baby into your backpack, do try and remember to attach the straps over his shoulders.
  • After a hearty meal of kidney beans, asparagus and formula, don’t try and start to do bench presses using the baby because you will most definitely get vomit directly in your eye and all over your shirt.